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:.:Wednesday, December 16, 2009:.:
nvr sleep again today got in a fight yesterday with a black dude that scolded me for shifting his bike .
why i shirft his bike ? it was blocking the way in the carpark so fought with him lost of cos but i did some damage to him at least actually he was hurt worst than me cos i pushed him down the ramp but i kinda have a haedache now and i dont really remember wat happened after he rolled down the ramp all i knew was i was sitting on the stairs with blue black all over my body and the didnt take his bike but he ran off like he saw a ghost or something wat a wierd guy .
or issit that my so called illness is back after so long ? if thats true ....... if thats true i gotta be careful not to let it hurt snyone else especially the people around me that i love ...... i freaking afraid right now sia . wat should i do? wat am i? why is this happening to me ??? WHY~ ?;(
-ben
bentan [x]
4:02 PM
:.:Tuesday, December 15, 2009:.:
hi ben lol obvious
well im bored wat else wanna entertain me ?
no? then too bad lorrs
well and way i have do idea wat to talk about i didnt feel like posting but im doing it now lols
okok nvm watever lets just say im in a freaking bored mood and my audi cant play maple to boring relic ms cannot play anime nothing to watch lols
pretty much nthing to do so how ? also no mood to act stupid if only i can call someone chat like an hour or two like two times a week ?
but nah which person in the right mind would wanna chat about nthing for a couple of hours ? i would'nt and so.... thats about it lah lols
im ben signing off byeeeee
bentan [x]
5:53 PM
ohhh lalalalala
so bored so bored
wat to do
wat to do baby !
i feel like im a
asshole
bitch
ccb
cb
knn
knnb
cb hole
cock hole
fuck hole
eat hole
hate holes
like holes
dunno wat is holes
fuck care holes
why am i toking bout holes ?
lol nvm byeeeeee
bentan [x]
12:15 AM
:.:Sunday, December 13, 2009:.:
I HATE ESTER KUA MY STEP MOM OR SHOULD SAY MY STEP BITCH !!!!!!!
SHE CALL MY SIS WATCH BARBIE BITCH MOVIES ON THE COM AND I CANT USE THE COM FUCK HER ARH ACT SO DUA PAI FOR FUCK ALSO NOT FIRST WIFE YOU BETTER LEARN SOME RESPECT FOR THE ACTUALL SON OF THIS FAMILY YOU BITCH !!!! YOU JUST ANOTHER BITCH WHO STEALS OTHER PEOPLE'S HUSBAND YOU FREAKING MISSTRESS !!!!!!
bentan [x]
9:21 AM
:.:Wednesday, December 9, 2009:.:
hi all no mood to say funny stuff today cos my dad giving me attitude and i hate that
why he give me attitude ? cos i ask him hold the geroceries for once but say i lazy no one to hold if i lazy dun wan hold then you are wat??? you also dun wanna hold asshole but i cant blame him lah he also very tired liao haizz sorry dad but pls give me a break sometime .
bentan [x]
6:06 AM
:.:Tuesday, December 8, 2009:.:
Hey there all !
Has this ever happen you ?
you like a girl that your own friend likes,
and that guy is really fat skinny is a nerd a gangster or an asshole who just wanna fuck the girl but bigger in size than you ?
well if it has well your in luck cos im having the same problem hahs
this guy is really fat and this girl is like wow the moment school end and i walk pass her and she says hiie to me my heart melted in to nacho cheese ^^ ( actually i just wanna get to know her but who wans to go out with a guy that cant always go out with her and stays at jurong ? i dont think so you know why i dun always go out with my steads ? cos i live far away : (
i wont say i love her cos i hate saying things when i dont mean it
like i love her i dont even know her well and i say i love her stupid right so i stick with i like her alot and i really wanna go out with her but i living just to far away and i dun even know if she likes me hahas i really wanna knowi just finish commenting her top on face book and yea yea has a beautiful smile i wish i can see it every day and i will nvr get sick of that face ( yea right thats wat he says now zzzz )
byeeeeeeee
bentan [x]
7:58 AM
:.:Monday, December 7, 2009:.:
HI guy guess wat i just found out about two more types of farts ^^
the poser (these are fatrs that come ouy of the virgina ! posers! )
the squirt ( these farts tell you never to force a fart out or you will end up focring out the S****T )
bentan [x]
12:46 AM
:.:Saturday, December 5, 2009:.:
Hi ben i wanna ask all you readers out there .
Has your parents said i love you ? if they didnt say it in a long time and you miss it , well it hurts dosent it in your heart i hurts bad right well i know cos my heart is being teared apart pirced through and burnt in to ashes .
have your parents ever treat you as a criminal and hates you for who you are?
well i am the child thats hated by mostly every one i know .
i dreamed of one thing and this is wat i thought
love is basic in all releationship even towards family
L.O.V.E is the gift of the goddess and hate is the gift of the devil
i feel like i have the gift of the devil as my so called parents treat me like a criminal.
i need someone i can trust .a friend that wont just listen and forget
thats all byeee
bentan [x]
7:07 PM
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH IS ME ?
HAHAS THATS RIGHT IM THE BIG GUY AT THE TOP CENTER ^^
bentan [x]
1:06 PM
hi all im feeling sad why my dad worries to much and i dun really like that cos i really miss you guys at hougang ........ i miss the nerds i miss the pai kias and all the chio bus too and more or less the activities with all my friends i really wish i can go out and be free again :(
bentan [x]
5:56 AM
these are 30 crazy things ive done this week
0.stayed up for the whole week
1. shout at my neighbours cat
2.slack with my piggy bank
3.slack with my printer
4.slack with my lamp
5.hug my chair
6.hug my wall
7.pulled off my ceiling light (spoilted)
8.threw a burger at the chicken rice man ^^
9.said CARLS JUNIOR'S PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM BURGER TEN TIMES IN 2mins
10.ate a whole can of raw brasied peanuts
11.ate five cans of mayonise tuna
12.ate 3 chesse lobsters,crabs and pasta
13.slack with my big green inflatable green ball
14.watch RA movies with parents :P
15.smashed a nieghbour window
16.lied to my nieghbour saying im actually a girl while wearing a skirt and wig ^^(didnt work)
17.crashed two hard disks
18.painted my wall
19.drink and drive ( drank milk )
20.washed two cars with mylegs
21.dancced with only my underwear one at home (no ones at home )
22.shouted FUCK your MOM into a mircophone at home
23.stole from high surcurity place ( popular)
24.shouted at my sister for nothing
25.swore at my mirror
26.swore at my tv
27.swore at myself
28.swore i would talk to myself every night
29.talk to myself all night long
30.and finally shake my butt in front of my neighbours while i was going out and they were going in to the lift
bentan [x]
1:18 AM
Joke of the day ~~~
theme song GO ! DUHDUDUDUDUDUUUUDUDUDDDUUDUDUDUD~~~~
okay todays joke's an old one, so some of your may have heard it before but its just for laughs rights ? okay lets do this
one day there was two robbers and one was very smart and the other was not .
so one day, the robbers decided to steal from a police man's house which they did not know .
so they went on the roof and at that time the police man came home.
so they panicked and the smart thief kicked a stone and it fell on the head of the police man .
the police called out whos there ?!
the thief said (MEOW~~~~)
police: oh its a cat
dumb thief kicks a stone on thepolice man's head too
police : whos there ???!!!
guess wat the dumb thief said ? he said IM A CAT !you dumb police !!! and you know wat happens next.
byeeeee hope youve got a good laugh ^^
bentan [x]
1:08 AM
yoyoyo just wanna shout out to chong hock
sry bro for asking your stead for tagg and link but can i ask you a question ?
no offence but its just tagg and link mah why so firce i just dun understand pls comment on this or talk to me on msn thx bro !
-ben
bentan [x]
1:06 AM
hi there people im ben and to day i am not gonna talk about anything but.... ive got a message to all haters that hates me ^^
I LOVE YOU (not)
if i can be happy you can too ( yea right you freaking emo go get a life ! )
you miss your girlfriend and you are taking it out on me ?
well thats alright no hard feelings bro ( you should really get a life and dump your girl before she dumps you ass brain)
thx for reading you freaking emo ^^
byeeeeee
bentan [x]
12:28 AM
:.:Friday, December 4, 2009:.:
HI PEOPLE READING THIS ^^ im ben and i am going to talk about things i like .....alot ^^
i like....
BOOK
HAND SANITIZER...
PEN
STICK
PLASTIC STICK
METAL STICK
STICKY STICK
STICK THAT LOOKS LIKE TAPE
BRUSH STICK
CHOP STICK
CHEESE STICK
..................
GIRL
REMOTE CONTROL
LAMP
SQUARE TOYS
THATS ALL NOW YOU KNOW WAT I LIKE ^^ BYEEEEEEE
bentan [x]
7:29 PM
hey there people do you like home work house work or school work ? if you dont then this is the
item for you !
this is the lengendary magic fire maker that can finish off any of you unwanted homework and will also mess up your B-E-A-UTIFUL room and can also make you mom mad ^^
buy this now for only five ninty nine ninty nine ^^ thats 59999.00 for you thats also a one cent value for 59999.0 ^^ dont think get it now !!!!
bentan [x]
7:29 AM
hey hey hey all wats up emos
one thing i wanna say to all emos out there stpo cutting your self if you wanna cut yourself might as well go die you fools.
bentan [x]
5:19 AM
Has this ever happen to you ?
E.G 1
1. hey theres this new shop in town and theres this chick or dude in the shop that is really hot !
2. yea i know ive been thereand wow that chick or dude is my friends sister or brother!
1. really ???? are you sure??
2. yea im positive man !
(3 comes in the room )
3.hey guys im sure too wat your talking bout huh huh tell me ?!
1. were we talking to you ???
2. yea wats your problem ???
1.GET LOST lah
(3 walks away calmly and sadly)
and guess wat the most nosyest people in the world is who ???? PARENTS!
question they will ask again again and again
how was school ????
did you do well in your exams?
how are your friends?
are you feeling well ?
wat do you wanna eat ?
are yoou hungry??
can you awnser me ?
how was your day ?
(HOW WAS MY DAY ????? HOW WAS MY DAY?????!!!!!!!!! WELL I TELL YOU MY DAY WAS !!! MY DAY WAS !!!! quite good actually thanks for asking mom ^^
heehee byeeeeee
bentan [x]
4:42 AM
Here are some qoutes i really like TITLE ( LOVELESS)
Prologue
When the war of the beasts brings about the world’s end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting
Act I
Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess
We seek it thus, and take into the sky
Ripples form on the water’s surface
The wandering soul knows no rest.
Act II
There is no hate, only joy
For you are beloved by the goddess
Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds
Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul
Pride is lost
Wings stripped away, the end is nigh
Act III
My friend, do you fly away now?
To a world that abhors you and I?
All that awaits you is a somber morrow
No matter where the winds may blow
My friend, your desire
Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return Act IV
My friend, the fates are cruel
There are no dreams, no honor remains
The arrow has left the bow of the goddess
My soul, corrupted by vengeance
Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey
In my own salvation
And your eternal slumber
Legend shall speak
Of sacrifice at world’s end
The wind sails over the water’s surface
Quietly, but surely
Act V
Even if the morrow is barren of promises
Nothing shall forestall my return
To become the dew that quenches the land
To spare the sands, the seas, the skies
I offer thee this silent sacrifice
bentan [x]
4:29 AM
hi there all you people reading this blog !
guess who am i ????? fool im ben lah so easy also dunno =.=
okay today im gonna talk about farts and i mean FARTS.
okay i have no idea why some people say farts are disgusting and dun like hanging out with people who farts all the time llike in the lift or at thier house or even in public .
if you dun fart at least once a day you will die and by die i meean lying on the floor not moving for ever ever ever ever and more evers !
so fart all you want people so you wont die so early and if you wanna commit suicide try holding your fart and then go eat some garlic ^^
so these are some names i created for the three basic types of farts
1. the GENTLE Giant ( these farts are called gentle giants because they let of these fucking loud sounds and they dont smell at all ! )
2. the ninja assasins ( these farts go any where any time and they have these smells that can kill you i mean their really smelly and they dont make a sound at all is like pshhh~~~~ )
3.The Ulnimate fighter ( this fart makes loud sounds and its freaking smelly )
thx for reading ^^ byeeee
bentan [x]
3:17 AM
:.:Thursday, December 3, 2009:.:
HIHI im ben .......... errrr nvm ...... errrr im just posting cos im bored and i really wanna have a bestfriend cos i dunno who to thrust ^^ wtf am i saying ?
nvm mind bout that last thing i said im ben and has this ever happen to you ?
1 : i love you pls dun leave me .
2: i just have no feeling for you
1: why not baby , dar, sweetiepie ?
2: i just dun love you anymore
1: but i do
2: i seeing someone else okay ?
1: wat why would you do that
(2 walks away)
when this happen you would probably cry or you cant sleep or eat right?
(why cant you eat just take a spoon and put the food into your mouth fool !)
sry cant help it . heheh
well back to the point
cant eat ? no problem come talk to me ^^ makes you feel better (yea right)
cant sleep i'll sing you a song (you will definately sleep cos i sing like an old woman nagging hahas)
need some one to lend you a listen ear or a shoulder to cry im here as in ( in singapore)
but dun ask me like ( i thought you just broke up with your stead aren't you sad ?)
cos i've cried enough that even my releative dies i cant even force out a tear you know how painful it is????
sry off course again any way just msn me or e-mail me ( i dun read mail so msn me okay )
i would give yooou my phone no. but i dun know it my self ^^ ps hor :P
bentan [x]
11:03 AM
OHAYO ALL . me ish BEN guess you knew who else would i be im typing here zzzzz just wanna talk about kids show and this is how it goes
ACT 1 normal children's show
starting music ~~~~ DUDUDUDUDUDUUUU~~~
i come along and say HAI THERE KIDS~~~
DO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND ?
YOU DO ?! THATS GREAT ! I HAVE A FEELING WE'RE GOING TO BE VERY GOOD FRIENDS ><
IM HANDSOME ? Y THANK YOU YOU GOOD LOOKING TOOO ^^
( THATS ABOUT IT)
now .... THE MODIFIED VERSION
ACT 1 MODIFIED VERSION
HAI THERE STUPID KIDS ^^
DO YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND ?????
YOU DONT ??????!!!!! WHY NOT ???? : (
I LOOK LIKE A DORK ???
WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU LOOK LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING ASSS THAT HASS NO HOLE
YOU WILLL REGRET THIS PUNK ASS IM GONNA FIND YOU PUNK AND GONNAFUCK YOU UP YOU PUNK ASS >D
bentan [x]
7:40 AM
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